The naughty child is a terrifying creature that is widespread, energetic and destructive. They either make all kinds of annoying noises, or they destroy your valuables and clutter your room when you\’re not looking. Or they may spray or spit at you as if nothing happened, or even use force indiscriminately. Moreover, behind every naughty child there is a bear parent, and bear parents often don’t realize how naughty their children are. No matter how annoying the naughty child\’s behavior is, they can always stay by and watch quietly, with a smile on their face, and from time to time they will ask you if her baby is cute. Once you show any displeasure due to the naughty child\’s behavior, they will come over to protect you in time and say, you are an adult, why do you always care about a child. These two types of nuclear weapons often appear at the same time and are extremely powerful. Speaking of them, it is estimated that many students have a lot of grievances to express. Once I took a train to Shenzhen. Sitting next to her was an aunt with a grandson. Judging from the body shape, the child must be four or five years old. He has been talking non-stop since he got in the car. The whole time he was jabbering some incomprehensible sentences. The aunt ignored him and cut her nails as if no one else was watching. Apparently she was used to her grandson amusing himself. Someone in the car was trying to sleep. But the naughty boy has too loud a voice. One elder brother was annoyed by the noise and turned around and said, \”Can you please be quiet?\” The aunt said: It\’s none of your business if you sleep on your own. The eldest brother said: How can I sleep when there is such a noise? The aunt suddenly raised her voice: You are an adult, how can you care about a child? The golden words came out, and I knew that I was sitting next to the most difficult combination in history – an unreasonable aunt + an excited naughty child. After the naughty child made a fuss for a few minutes, he felt it was not enough, so he picked up his mobile phone and played online songs. The sound quality of the mobile phone was very poor, and the people next to him sighed irritably, but no one stood up to resist. I complained to my friends on WeChat. My friend said, I have a solution, just remember to turn up the volume. A few minutes later, he sent a 59-second voice message. I clicked on the message in disbelief, and a series of gasping and moaning sounds came out of the phone and exploded in the car. I was stunned at that moment. What this bastard was saying was the background sound of an pornographic movie, and it was the most exciting part. At that time, I subconsciously pressed the volume down button. After reducing the volume by two bars, I suddenly understood what my friend meant, but this method was too embarrassing. But then I thought about it, the people in the carriage didn’t know me anyway, and I didn’t know anyone after I got off the train, so it didn’t matter what I put there. Moreover, the trumpet of the uprising has been sounded, and I also want to eliminate harm for the people. I cannot withdraw my troops, otherwise all my previous efforts will be wasted. So, I bit the bullet and added the voice back. After a few seconds, almost everyone turned their heads and looked at me. The aunt who was concentrating on cutting nails couldn\’t bear it anymore and said: Young people, please be careful in public. I responded impatiently: It\’s none of your business. The aunt said: Are there children around? I said: It’s not my son! The naughty kid was obviously shocked. He stopped yelling and secretly turned off the music. Seeing that there was nothing she could do against an unreasonable person like me, Auntie triedHe rushed to grab my phone and tried to turn off the sound. I put my hands behind my back. The aunt grabbed it from behind again. I raised the phone above my head again. After a few rounds, the aunt was out of breath. In the end, she was defeated by my \”scoundrel\”. He walked away angrily with his grandson. As soon as she walked out of the car, I quickly turned off the sound. After a while, a man came over and sat in Auntie\’s seat. Apparently Auntie changed seats with him. This is the most thrilling experience I have ever had with a naughty kid. The reason why I can be so resolute and decisive this time, at all costs, is because I have had the experience of being bullied by naughty children countless times. I know that if I don\’t use \”extraordinary methods\” to deal with \”extraordinary people\” If so, relying on conventional persuasion is asking for trouble. But I know that when it comes to solving the stubborn problem of \”naughty child\”, my \”amazing\” move can only be regarded as the last resort. It will hurt the enemy a thousand times and hurt myself a thousand times. Therefore, when I usually see topics about \”naughty children\” when surfing the Internet, I always intentionally look at how others have solved the problem, hoping to learn from it and use it for future emergencies. A teahouse owner said that every time he saw naughty children running around in the store, making loud noises, refusing to listen, and being unable to cure them at all, he would seduce them with the most expensive nuts and desserts in the store. Eighty percent of naughty children will take the bait and eat hundreds of dollars easily while their parents are not paying attention. Seeing how heartbroken the bear parents were when they paid, you know how badly the bear children will be beaten when they go back. Some strong buddies said that every time he was noisy by a naughty child and collapsed, he would threaten with violence to make the bear parents realize that if they don\’t take care of their little rabbit cubs, a bloody incident might really happen. This is the most satisfying way to be tough on someone head-on, but not many people in life have the conditions to do it. A math teacher said that he was never afraid of naughty children. Every time a naughty child came to his house, he would ask the naughty child to do a few math problems until he collapsed. After that, you should also tell his parents that your child has a quick mind and is a good student. He should be well-educated and give him a set of secret books of famous teachers as a friendly gift. The average parent will readily accept the advice. In this way, the naughty child will not dare to visit his house next time. This is the most brilliant strategy I have ever heard. Give up the frontal attack from the beginning, directly divide the enemy from within, and let them kill each other. And he also legitimately gave some dragon-slaying artifacts to the bear\’s parents, which could directly hit the bear\’s child\’s vital points. After all, no matter how terrifying the monster is, it has its weaknesses. I have seen many friends who like children become mentally and physically exhausted by naughty children. Many very patient girls were frustrated by the torture. We are disgusted with naughty children, just like we are disgusted with other people with low IQ and low EQ. This disgust is so real that we will not exempt the other person just because he is a child. It’s not like everyone in the world is fucked. The cultivation of parents is the education of their children. Once you allow your child to behave wildly after losing his upbringing, don\’t accuse others of disrespecting others. Young age is not a gold medal for immunity from injury.
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